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pollobowl:

my absolute favorite

(Source: best-of-memes)

vintagegal:

Beetlejuice (1988)

chillona:

lalaladycapulet:

New York City - Snowstorm

Ugh so beautiful.
But the aftermath is always so awful.

This really is so beautiful

(Source: nythroughthelens)

you-were-just-a-sailors-promise:

subtleromance:

fossilbird:

blondeisawesome:

A wave viewed from underwater

waaa

This is insane

thats like the sky for sea creatures o.o

you-were-just-a-sailors-promise:

subtleromance:

fossilbird:

blondeisawesome:

A wave viewed from underwater

waaa

This is insane

thats like the sky for sea creatures o.o

I get tired of the expression “there’s somebody out there for everybody”. I don’t believe it. Not pessimistically, just realistically. Even if there was a pocket full of people who were “meant for me”, statistically there’s very little chance I’ll find one of them. People regularly live their entire lives alone. And I’m tired of that being a bad thing. I don’t think my life should be weighed and measured in whether or not I found the right person (or a person at all). People look at others who have won acclaim for their particular craft and helped humankind in numerous ways, and have the audacity to say that they pity them, that they are missing out on something. I’ll tell you what, if I’m ever able to donate millions of dollars of my own accord, I think the last thing I’ll think about is how shitty it is being single.

thecatgod:

this does not ever get old

thecatgod:

this does not ever get old

tasteslikewordsalad:

castielspaintedwings:

annethecatdetective:

burning-high-rise:

whorishgreen:

whorishgreen:

I’ve never been more emotional about any social media post in my entire life

UPDATE: guys Beth Broderick tweeted yesterday that this Salem is THE SAME SALEM!!! He’s 20 years old man!!!! 20!

That Salem is still kicking is all I care about.

That makes me so emotional wow

!!!!

thefuuuucomics:

Just imagine turning up to work
And knowing that it’s your job to slap someone with a fake cat paw

thefuuuucomics:

Just imagine turning up to work

And knowing that it’s your job to slap someone with a fake cat paw

dontbeanassbutt:

moshita:

Skull Violin

Stratton Violin

*devil went down to georgia playing in the distance*

drdanakatherinescully:

If you haven’t added me on snapchat, you’re missing out.

This is wonderful for so many reasons. 

(Source: shoujo-moments)

lunarix:

Claude Monet

mexicanist:

mexicanist:

INKELWEGTUNNEL

Location: Dinkelweg, Hoorn, Holland, Size: 200x20 meters

Tamar Frank

This must be where every street racing videogame takes place.

properflacko:

omg if I see one more post romanticising and saying how hot these serial/mass murderers are. u kids make me retch