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lottereinigerforever:

One, Two, Three

lottereinigerforever:

One, Two, Three

awwww-cute:

Shiner likes to feel like a superhero

awwww-cute:

Shiner likes to feel like a superhero

ironyofchokingonjacksdick:

A sentence I never thought I would read

ironyofchokingonjacksdick:

A sentence I never thought I would read

(Source: ironyofchokingonjacksdick)

(Source: pdlcomics)

fandommember:

acktopus:

weimeraner:

every show needs a musical episode. even if it’s terribly out of place and confusing and nobody on the cast can sing it needs a musical episode. musical episodes

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or it could be glee and every episode which is out of place and confusing

vagisodium:

he sank the boat he was working on just to kill the captain

vagisodium:

he sank the boat he was working on just to kill the captain

(Source: ryulongd)

drunktrophywife:

ICONIC

(Source: subtubitles)

hoofnpoof:

serfboarts:

thatsmoderatelyraven:

what even is this show

the deleted scene from american horror story: Coven

If you don’t know what show this is from, I am truly sorry for you.

hoofnpoof:

serfboarts:

thatsmoderatelyraven:

what even is this show

the deleted scene from american horror story: Coven

If you don’t know what show this is from, I am truly sorry for you.

(Source: spongebob)

(Source: pleatedjeans)

jeliyfish:

me: I’ll never cry again, I’ll never cry again, I’ll never cry again.

me after 10 minutes : *crying* 

Me during my drive to Lawrence yesterday.

(Source: jeliyfish)

doppelgender:

the saddest part of The Fault In Our Stars was definitely when Augustus fell into the chocolate river and got sucked up into the tube thing

Okay…but…like…this cornbread though. 

Okay…but…like…this cornbread though. 

"My best day had to be the day after I wrapped Guardians of the Galaxy. I was very homesick and coming home to my wife, and my home, and to my son, who was at the time 13 months old. My wife told me there’s a chance he won’t recognize you—but that’s okay that happens all the time. He doesn’t know, he might be a little shy…"

(Source: pedro-quill)

milkykissu:

dickmark:

thestrollingdead:

sir-ruphio-the-great:

Meanwhile, in Japan

sometimes you just got to stop questioning the japanese and accept it.

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dont exercise with the ball

be the ball

(Source: onlylolgifs)